2020 was a big year for decluttering especially with the amount of time spent at home. Happy to have incorporated it as a regular habit in my life!
Sharing some finds from my decluttering process today: Featuring several geeky yet savage pick up lines which really made me laugh back in secondary school
Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon?
Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.
Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.
Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.
Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.
The last one is my favourite.
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